It was a decent pitch, straight but a little weak; it wasn’t going fast enough. smack the ball just past shortstop and second, into the infield but between the players. The ball is just close enough to one player that he can run and pick it up and throw it in about an 8 second sequence. You sprint from home to first, pulse there for half a second, then make a mad sprint for second and just barely slide through to safe.
That’s what it feels like when your doctor says your common cold from last week has turned into a bad sinus infection and a little bit of bronchitis in your left lung.
My diseases have decided to go around the diamond in my body, and are all “haha, fuck you we’re winning.”
I think the Mucinex on first, the Amoxicillin on third and the copious amounts of Tylenol in the field beg to differ.
so there. strike out already, I need to go to class.
also, fuck the superbowl, lets get to baseball season already.
